The Bunny Is Dead


Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the 
Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.  Authorities believe that 
the death occured at aproximately 8:42 p.m. last evening. 

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and 
going, and going, "pinkie," as he was known to his freinds and 
relatives, was alone at his death.  An emergency autopsy was 
performed early this morning. 

The Chief Medical Examiner at Dura Cell concluded that the cause 
of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-
stimulation.  Apparently, someone had installed Mr. Bunny's 
batteries backwards; and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...



[Thanks to rubin]