Goldfarb Has Two Bags


Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried 
a bag. As he was turning the corner, he ran into Mr. Klein.

Mr. Klein asked, "What are those bags for?"

"I'm collecting for Israel," said Mr. Goldfarb.

"You need two bags?" asked Mr. Klein.

"I've got a system," said Mr. Goldfarb. "It's fantastic! I go into
any men's room. I pull out a knife and hold it up. Then I say,  
'Give for Israel or I'll cut off your dick!'  It works. I have 
forty thousand dollars in this bag."

"What do you have in the other bag?" inquired Mr. Klein.

"Oh, well ... Not everybody gives."


[Thanks to rubin]