Goan


A radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in
the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that made 
sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ:   "Lite 97 here, what's your name?"

Caller:  "Hi, me name's Dave."

DJ:   "Okay, Dave, what's your word?"

Caller:  "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced 'go-an'."

DJ:   "You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. 
Now, for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in
that would make sense?"

Caller:  "Goan fuck yourself!"

The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful
until...

DJ:   "Lite 97, what's your name?"

Caller:  "Hi, me name's Jeff."

DJ:   "Okay, Jeff, what's your word?"

Caller:  "Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."

DJ:   "You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary.  
Now, for a trip to Bali, what is your sentence using that word?"

Caller:  "Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!"