Cowboy Boots


A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up
on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman 
asks the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big 
feet.

The cowboy says  "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place 
and let me prove it?" 

The woman figures why not and spends the night with him.  The next
day she hands the cowboy a $100 bill. 

Blushing he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my 
services before."

To this the woman says, "Well don't be, take this money and buy 
you some boots that fit!"


[Thanks to Randall Woodman]