Bailey's & Lime 
 
 
A girl and her boyfriend go to the club. After a while, the girl
says it's her turn to buy a round.  She tells her boyfriend that 
she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. 

She returns with a wine cooler for herself, and for him, two 
glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

"OK, what you gotta do is," she instructs him, "swig the Bailey's,
then holding it in your mouth, drink the lime juice." 

He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides 
to give it try...for her. 

First the Bailey's.  A lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling fills
his mouth.  Then he takes the lime juice. 

In approximately 1 second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles. 3 
seconds later, the boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime 
juice.   In another 6 seconds the boyfriend calms his stomach and
can swallow. 

1.5 seconds after that, she leans over and whispers in his ear....
"It's called a Blowjob Revenge"