A Little Crude


Thomas and Tamara were attending a dinner party so that Thomas's 
mother could meet Tamara for the first time. Towards the end of 
the evening, Tamara approached Thomas and asked if there was a 
problem, as Thomas's mother seemed to be avoiding her after their
first introduction.

"Honestly, my dear," Thomas said, "Mother finds you to be, how 
should I put it, a bit on the crude side."

"Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respected
families in Boston? That I was educated in Switzerland ? That I 
attended the finest finishing schools on the East Coast? That I 
obtained a master's degree at Vassar, graduating Magna Cum 
Laud?" Tamara asked.

"Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," Thomas replied.

"Then where in the f**k does that snooty c**t come off with all 
that crude bullsh*t?"


[Thanks to rubin]