Pun..ish Your Children


What did Mama Buffalo say to her little Buffalo when he went off
to college?
Bison. 
(Michael Rogers, 10)

What did the little nut say to the big one?
Pecan someone your own size. 
(George, 7)

Why didn’t the dime jump off the cliff?
It had too much cents. 
(Gina, 10)

Are skunks good at playing games?
No! They stink at everything. 
(Daniel, 10)

How you can tell a dogwood tree?
By it's bark.  
(Gunjan Saraf, )

Why is a dog in a car like a rug?
Because it’s a car pet.  

Where do snowmen store there money?
At the snowbank 
(Dan Goarer, 14)

How do pigs communicate?
By swine language 
(Kimberly, 11)