New Philosophy


I've discovered a wonderful new philosophy that has raised my 
consciousness as well as my cholesterol.  It's called Tex-
Mexistentialism.

It all started with the philosopher Juan-Paul Salsa, who wrote, 
"To  Bean, or Nacho to Bean, that is the Queso."

He was followed by his great disciple, Descarta Blanca, who said,
"I Pinto, therefore, Cayenne."

Some trace it to ancient Grease, where the great thinker 
Aristortilla wrote the book Plata's RePulpo.

Meanwhile, over in ancient India, they believed in Chili con 
Karma - that what Casa round, Carne's around.

And back in the Holy Land, The prophet Masa brought The Ten 
Comidas. Here are some of them

    "Thou Salt not Tequila."

    "Honor Tamale and thy Papaya."

    "Blessed are the Migas, for they shall Ranchero  the Burps."

    "Give a man an Enchilada, he'll Taco Mole."

    "Arroz is Arroz by Flameada name."

    "In the Picante, Guisada Cerveza'd the Hongas and the Verde. 
    And he saw that it was Food."


[Thanks to Mary Campbell]