To Pun Is Human 2


 1. Local Area Network in Australia the LAN down under.

 2. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

 3. Every calendar's days are numbered.

 4. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

 5. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

 6. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

 7. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

 8. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small 
    medium at large.

 9. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in 
    the end.

10. Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

11. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

12. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought
    she'd dye.

13. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

14. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

15. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

16. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of 
    da feet.