Why Beer Is NOT Better Than Women


-  A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off. 

-  Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun. 

-  You can suck a beer at only one spot. 

-  Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake. 

-  The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting. 

-  You can't buy a beer at 9 AM on Sunday in most states. 

-  There's a law about driving after having too many beers. 

-  You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer in most states. 


[Thanks to Jim Wisdom]