Woman's Lib


The good old boys network was having difficulty accepting women's
lib.  Several made it clear that they were totally agin' it.  
One of the most adamant opponents was Cletis.  So adamant, in fact,
that he declared over and over again to all who would listen, that
he'd never be caught dead "doin' wimmen's work".

In time, however, Cletis' wife convinced him (how, we won't go into
here) that he needed to help with the housework.  And so it was 
that one day, when he took over the dusting, vacuuming, etc. while
his wife went shopping, that the doorbell rang.  When he answered 
it, he found it was one of his friends, Bubba, almost as big an 
anti-libber as Cletis was.

Embarrased and ashamed, Cletis stammered out "I-I-I was just doin'
a little cleanin'" he said.  "Not that I got to, ah just thought
ah'd hep out a bit.  After all, LuAnn's bin a mite sickly of late,
don't ya know."

Bubba hung his head and replied, "That's okay." And as he handed 
Cletis a white paper bag he added, "I'm here delivering Avon for
LullaMay!"


[ReWrit by WFS]