The Woman You're Never Gonna Meet


She's a wonderful cook and keeps a spotless house.

She won't spend all your money; she has lots of her own.

When you're watching the game, she's quiet as a mouse.

She doesn't watch soaps or spend hours on the phone.

She never nags or bitches; she's always so sweet.

She looks good without make-up and is hotter than the law allows.

She is just perfect, she's the girl you're NEVER going to meet!