PC Language About Men


How to speak about Men and be politically correct:

 1. He does not have a beer gut - 
    He has developed a liquid grain storage facility.

 2. He is not a bad dancer - 
    He is overly caucasion.

 3. He does not "get lost all the time" - 
    He investigates alternative destinations.

 4. He is not balding - 
    He is in follicle regression.

 5. He is not a "cradle robber" - 
    He simply prefers generationally differnetial relationships.

 6. He does not get falling-down drunk - 
    He becomes accidentally horizontal.

 7. He does not act like a perfect, total ass - 
    He develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion (besides, no 
    one is perfect ... least of all him!).

 8. He is not a male chauvinist pig - 
    He has swine empathy.

 9. He is not afraid of commitment - 
    He is monogamously challenged.

10. He is not vulgar - 
    He is etiquette deprived.