Men vs Guys


Men know what they want to be doing five years down the road.
Guys are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight.

Men read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf.
Guys read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker.

Men wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with 
laces.
Guys wear high school T-shirts they've actually owned since high 
school.

Men think perfume (yours) is a turn-on.
Guys think sweat (theirs) is a turn-on.

Men balance their checkbooks.
Guys balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy
twice in a row.

Men claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, 
driving, and paying for dinner.
Guys claim to be feminists so they can let YOU open doors, drive,
and pay for dinner.

Men are afraid of becoming their fathers.
Guys are afraid of becoming men.

Men put you on the phone when their mothers call.
Guys pretend you're not there when their moms call.

Men start their own businesses.
Guys quit their jobs.

Men are experts on women's erogenous zones.
Guys are experts on their own erogenous zone.

Men order wine based on more than the price.
Guys bring their own beer.