Inventing Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food and fire area. It was exhausting work; the guys were getting tired just WATCHING. Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders lying nearby. This gave them a great idea! They could sit on the boulders and watch the wives work in comfort! This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately led to the invention of television ... and later on to the Remote Control. [Thanks to Tom K.]