Age Differences What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18, 28, 38 and 58??? At age 8, you put her to bed and tell her a story. At age 18, you tell her a story and take her to bed. At age 28, you don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed. At age 38, she tells you a story and takes you to bed. At age 58, you tell her a very long story to avoid going to bed. [Thanks to rubin]