Safe Computing


A computer tech returns to his office and sees a new secretary
(a very attractive blonde) in the office down the hall calling to
him.

When she saw she had his attention, she asked for help. "My floppy
drive won't work, can you help me?" she asked. 

The computer tech told her he'd take a look and proceeded to her 
machine, where he found shredded up clear plastic baggie-like
stuff hanging out of her 3.5" floppy drive.

He spent the next 20 minutes getting out her disk and digging
out the plastic.  The entire time he noticed two guys in the hall
trying awfully hard to keep straight faces. Suspecting some 
mischief, he asked her how the plastic got into the drive.

"Oh, you mean the condom!" she said. 

"Condom?", he asked. 

"Yes, Bill and Gary over there told me to always put a condom on 
my disk before inserting it.  To prevent catching viruses, you 
know."

At this point, Bill and Gary were roaring, and it was all the tech
could do to keep from joining them. The "condom" turned out to be
a standard 3.5" plastic sleeve. He delicately explained to her 
that a practical joke had been played, and she shouldn't do that 
anymore.

Then she asked (as serious as one could be), "Does that mean I 
don't have to stroke it ten times or blow on it either?"


[Thanks to Gary]