File Confusion


In order to reduce the amount of confusion that end users might 
have in identifying the role of certain files that they have on 
their hard drives, Windoze 2000 now incorporates "smart" file 
extensions to aid end users in support and troubleshooting issues.

Please consult this reference guide before calling Microsnot or 
any authorized Microsnot Support Services vendor.


.god - Files developed by Microsnot.

.crap - 3rd party files.

.porn - Adult image files on an unmarried males computer.

.bible - Adult image files on a married males computer.

.easyaccess - Undocumented security flaws in Internet Exploiter,
              Lookout, Lookout, and Aye-Yi-Yi server.

.forsakendreams - Unfinished novels and short stories.

.lewinsky - Letters to your mistress.

.jackson - Information files on your illegitimate children.

.bush - New compression format that give you 1.6 TRILLION times
        more disk space but may increase the amount of arsenic 
        and CO that your computer produces.

.china - Files that will hold 24 other files hostage if any 
         attempts are made to reference the operating system.

.greenspan - New products that attempt to prevent overuse of the 
             computer by dynamically adjusting the amount of
             memory your computer has available (adjusted quarterly)


[Thanks Don]