Tax Returns Prepared - Honest Mistakes Are Our Specialty


The IRS makes mistakes; taxpayers are negligent.

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George Washington never told a lie...But then, he never had to 
file a Form 1040.

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America is the land of opportunity.  Everybody can become a 
taxpayer.

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If you want to foil the IRS computer, fill out your 1040 form 
using Roman numerals.

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The attitude of Congress toward hidden taxes is not to do away 
with them, but to hide them better.

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Q. What is the difference between a terrorist and a tax inspector?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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The income tax forms have been simplified beyond all understanding.

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It's too bad for the middle income person. They earn too much to 
avoid paying taxes and make too little to afford paying them.

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It's strange how a person with no sense of humor can come up with
such funny answers on his/her tax return.

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Regardless of who wins the election, they have to raise taxes to 
pay for the damage.

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Unquestionably, there is progress everywhere. The average American
now pays out as much in taxes as he once received in wages.

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Another American invention the permanent Temporary Tax.

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The meek may inherit the earth, but probably just in time to see 
it sold for taxes.

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Of course you can't take it with you... and with high taxes, 
lawyer's fees, and funeral expenses you can't leave it behind
either.

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The best things in life are still free, but tax experts are 
working overtime on the problem.

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There's a new "tax cocktail" on the market...Two drinks and you 
withhold nothing.

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I know a man who says he's going to invest his money in taxes - 
it's the only sure thing to go up.


[Thanks to Paul Benoit]