Staff Descriptions 


Average Employee..............................Not too bright 

Exceptionally Well Qualified......Made no major blunders yet 

Work is First Priority................Too ugly to get a date 

Active Socially.................................Drinks a lot 

Family is Active Socially.................Spouse drinks, too 

Independent Worker.............Nobody knows what he/she does 

Quick Thinking......................Offers plausible excuses 

Careful Thinker........................Won't make a decision 

Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs......Gets someone else to do it 

Expresses Themselves Well.....................Speaks English 

Exceptionally Good Judgment...........................Lucky 

Keen Sense of Humor...............Knows a lot of dirty jokes 

Career Minded...................................Back Stabber 

Loyal..........................Can't get a job anywhere else