Euphemisms


Euphemisms are mild words used to camouflage disagreeable truths.
The business world has developed a ravenous appetite for 
euphemisms. For example:


Accept this special invitation.  (Pay money.)

Build relationships.  (Get money from.)

Convenience fee  (Interest charge)

Stock-market correction  (Crash)

Invest.  (Gamble.)

Misdeeds  (Crimes)

Multilevel business partners  (Suckers)


[Thanks to Emo Witteveen]