Walking Economy


The old perfesser is walking down the street with his friend, Jud.  He says to 
Jud, "I'm a walking economy."

Jud replies, "How's that?"

"It's like this," says the old perfesser. "My hair line is in recession, my 
stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is 
putting me into a deep depression."




Thanks to Paul Benoit