Politics As Usual


Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the up-
coming presidential primary election.  "I'm not voting for any of the 
candidates," the first man said.  

"Why is that?" questioned the newscaster.

"I don't know any of them."  he replied.

"And you?", she asked the second man.

"I feel the same way," the second man said.  "Only I know them all."