Please, Cover Your Food!


Posted on the microwave oven in an office lunchroom:

When you nuke,
So that others won't puke,
Please cover your food.
Please, don't be rude!

For splattered tomatoes
And dried on potatoes,
And orange-colored grease
That drips
        from
           the
             ceiling
Are unpleasant to look at,
And most unappealing.

In case my meaning
You could not extrude,
Please!  Please!!
Cover your food!




Thanks to Jeffrey Hurwit