Skiing


Two blondes were skiing when they got into a debate about the 
best way to ski down a particular hill.

"The best way is down the left side of the course.  It's nearly 
all powder on that side." said the first blonde.

"No, the best way is straight down the middle where the snow is 
packed down nice and tightly," argued the other.

"Look," said the first blonde. "Let's get another opinion. There's
a guy dragging a sled up the hill, let's ask him."

The second blonde agreed, and in a few minutes they caught up 
with the guy.

"Excuse me," said the first blonde. "I say the best way to ski 
this hill is to take the left side of the course, where it's fresh
powder.  My friend thinks the best way is straight down the 
middle, where the snow is packed tight. Who's right?"

"Sorry, ladies," said the man, "but there's it's no use asking 
me. I'm a tobogganist."

"Oh," said the second blonde. "Well, in that case, can I get a 
pack of Salem Lights?"