Name Change


A blonde was petitioning the court for a name change, given that 
she REALLY hated her given name.

Judge:  "You say you're petitioning for a legal name change?"

Trixy:  "Yes, your honor."

Judge:  (looking at petition) "I can see why, your nane is Ms. 
Trixy Shitferbrains, is it?"

Trixy:  "Yes, your honor."

Judge:  "And what do you want to change your name to, Ms.
Shitferbrains?"

Trixy (all excited):  "Trixi, your honor, with a little heart over
the last i!"


[Rewritten by WFS]