He's Been Arrested!


A man walks into the kitchen and finds his blonde wife sitting at
the table sobbing wildly. 

"What's the problem?" he asks. 

She replies, "My brother called to wish me happy birthday."

"So why did that upset you?" he asks. 

"He's been arrested."  she wails 

"What was he charged with?" 

"I don't know," she sobs."He just said he was calling me on his 
cell phone."