Going To Gotham


While at a dinner party, a man and his girlfriend, Bitzi were 
seated at one of the larger tables.  During dinner the table got
on the subject of vacations. 

When she had the chance, Bitzi said that she wanted to go to 
Gotham City for her next vacation.  One of the others tried to 
explain to her that it was not a real place. 

She just laughed and said, "It is too, it's where Batman lives."

They all laughed at this and looked over at her boyfriend, who
smiled and told them she was serious. 

they then tried to explain that, "He does not exist!  How do you 
explain that there have been four of them Keaton (twice) Kilmer, 
Clooney, and now Christian Bale?

She looked them straight in the eye and said, "Well, duh!  That's
because he doesn't want anyone to know who he really is."