Dumb Harold


Dumb Harold the Blonde and Deaf David are out in the woods 
hunting.  All of a sudden, David falls to the ground!  He doesn't
seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Harold whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the 
operator, "My friend looks like he's dead! What can I do?"

The police operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it 
easy.   I can help.  First, lets make sure he's dead."

There is a silence.  Then a shot is heard.

"OK, now what?" asks Harold.


[Thanks to rubin]