Change Of Plea After a trial had been going on for three days, the blonde accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea. I'd like to plead 'guilty' to the charges now." The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time, expense and inconvenience?" The blonde looked up wide-eyed and said, "Well, when the trial started I thought I WAS innocent. But that was before I heard all the evidence against me!"