Can Blondes Get Into Heaven?


A blonde died and went to heaven. When she got to the pearly 
gates, St. Peter told her that new rules were in effect due to 
the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance
to heaven, a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 
2. How many seconds are there in a year? 

The blonde thought for a few minutes and finally said: 
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and 
   Tomorrow. 
2. There are 12 seconds in a year. 

St. Peter said, "OK, Today and Tomorrow, even though they are not
the answer I expected, are technically correct, so I will accept 
them.  But...12 seconds in a year?  How did you get only 12 
seconds in a year?" 

The blonde replied, "Well, you have January 2nd, February 2nd, 
March 2nd..." 

Without another word, St. Peter turns and opens the gates for her.