Blonde Q and A


Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote? 
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that was treated at the emergency
   room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
A. She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee
   cord. 

Q. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? 
A. Wave to her.