Blonde Hiker A farmer in a beat up old truck was driving to town when he spotted a young, blonde hiker carrying a heavy backpack and a big suitcase. Being a caring man, the farmer pulled over and asked the young woman if she wanted a ride. Even though the truck looked like it was about to fall apart, Bitzi put her suitcase in the back and climbed aboard. The farmer was a bit confused when he noticed the woman was still wearing the backpack. "Why don't you take a load off, and put that pack in the back with your suitcase?" asked the farmer. The blonde replied, "That's very kind of you sir, but I wasn't sure if the truck could carry the extra weight. So I thought I'd carry it myself."