Accident!


A blonde is crossing the road when she gets run over.   She is 
lying on the ground as the other driver rushes out of the car to 
help her.

"Are you alright?" he asks her.

"Everything is a blur, I can't see anything," she says.

Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight.

"How many fingers have I got up?" he asks.

"Oh No!" she replies, "don't tell me I'm paralyzed from the waist
down, too!"


[Thanks to rubin]