Blonde Education Department The blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged. So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department. The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now. Now that they had their own department, they wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbos after all, that they now had their own department at the university. So they had their own special sweatshirt made. Now all blondes proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department sporting the official logo: "I Belong in B.E.D."