2 Blondes Shopping


Two blondes were shopping. When they started to discuss their 
love lives, Bambi said, "Seems like all Randy and I do anymore is
fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds!"

"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.

"Oh, I can't! Not yet, anyway." replied Bambi.  "I need to lose 
at least fifteen more pounds first."