Two Blondes In Calcutta


Two blondes, Bitzi and Buffi, were on vacation in India, and were
walking  along a street in Calcutta.  A frail, old woman walked by,
and Bitzi said, "Hey, Buffi, I think that's Mother Teresa!"

"Don't be silly," replied Buffi.

"I'm telling you, it's her!."  exclaimed Bitzi, all excited.

So they approached the woman and Buffi said, "You're Mother 
Teresa, aren't you?"   

The old lady eyed them disdainfully, and said. "F**k off, you 
twits!"

"Jeepers," said Bitzi, "now we'll never know."