Pussy Rules


 1.  After dark, all cats are jaguars.
 2.  Never *ever* try to baptize a cat.
 3.  Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a 
     sled.
 4.  A cat knows your every thought. 
     It doesn't care. But it knows.
 5.  If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I will
     put shoes on my cat.
 6.  Most people with cats know they are being controlled. That's
     the horror of it.
 7.  Never try to out stubborn a cat.
 8.  Thousands of years ago humans worshiped the cat.  They have
     not forgotten this.
 9.  Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off
     of my tongue.
10. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
11. Picture of a fat tabby on a couch, looking at his owner and
    thinking ... "My species domesticated your species."


[Thanks to rubin]