Is It Contagious?!


A distraught dog owner called a vet pleading for an immediate
appointment.  He explained that his dog had a large growth or 
swelling near the corner of its mouth.

The vet told him to bring the animal right over.  When the man 
came in, the vet examined the dog as the man stood by, anxiously 
waiting. 

At last the doctor turned to him and asked,"Do you have any 
children?" 

"Oh, good grief, is it contagious?" the man gasped. 

"No," the doctor answered. "It's bubble gum."