Elephants 'n Ducks


It seems that an elephant got too close to all the baby ducks the
circus had brought in for a kid's show, and accidentally inhaled a
bunch of them.  The poor elephant was choking on them and no one
could help.

(ever tried doing the Heimlich on a pachyderm?)

Finally the trainer goosed him, and the elephant blew out a whole
trunk full of downy feathers.

Yep... that's what he gets for snorting quack!


[Thanks to Paul Benoit]